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Is cheesecake bad for dogs

Is cheesecake bad for dogs

Is cheesecake bad for dogs?" "Is cheesecake bad for people?" "Is cheesecake bad for you?" "Bad?" "Bad is a strong word, Mr. Fisch." "So, you're a vegetarian." "Actually, it's a very high-maintenance diet, Mrs. Fisch." "I mean, I feed it to him very carefully, and he's very particular about the kind of milk." "I do not like drinking milk out of another dog's nose." "If it comes from a cow, that's a different story." "I know what cows are for." "Yeah, I-I see you have a dog bowl with a little bell." "Yeah, he likes to hear the bells." "When I ring them, he knows he's supposed to go out." "How thoughtful." "And what do you use it for?" "I mean, is it for training?" "It's just that I have a little issue with the number of breeds I see at your house." "You mean, other than that Irish setter?" "I do." "I see the cat, the dog, the birds, the little pony, the fish... but the only other breed I see is the human." "So, you think that's what I should be eating." "Oh, no." "No, no." "No, no." "I would never say that." "I mean, I just think that what you eat for lunch affects the way you eat for dinner." "See, I never really know what to make for dinner." "Oh, my God." "I want to go to bed with a man, and I don't know what to serve." "I mean, just last week, I made beef Stroganoff, and we both ate three servings." "Stroganoff... that's a lot of meat." "I can never figure out whether I should make a casserole or a curry, and I don't know what to get for dessert, so it's either ice cream or pie." "And I always have an excuse for the pie." "I'm a diabetic, so I can't have flour." "And you're thinking about this now?" "Look, honey, I'm gonna go." "If you need to talk about anything, you just call me, and I will be there for you." "Yeah, I'm not gonna need a chaperone." "I've got a lot of stuff going on in my life right now." "Okay, you know what, if this is too weird, we can stop." "There's just one thing." "I'm sorry I lied about the pie." "I just thought you'd think I was weak if I admitted that I wasn't 100%." "It's okay." "I'm just glad we could be honest with each other." "Yeah." "Just try and be more honest with your husband." "Hey, thanks." "Yeah." "Well, good night." "Good night." "♪" "Are you gonna play with me now?" "Hey, did you know I was a cheerleader in high school?" "So what?" "I was head cheerleader my sophomore year." "Oh." "It's not really all that cool." "You got to be in the shape you're in now." "Yeah, you're like a... like a super model." "Really?" "Thanks." "I had a trainer... named Jerry?" "Oh, please don't tell me." "What's with the attitude?" "If you're so good at it, why you never come out?" "Because I hate the embarrassment and humiliation." "I also think of cheerleading as the ultimate form of voyeurism." "Okay, that's fine." "And it's not just cheering." "It's just about the cheerleading." "Oh, my God." "And I'm embarrassed about my hair." "It's just really dirty." "You know, it doesn't smell like my home." "And what's with the fake tan?" "It looks really fake, like you put some of your dad's sunscreen on." "What is this?" "This is bullshit." "You know, I was gonna be the school mascot?" "But I know I can't do that either." "That would be weird." "I think I'd want to see more of you." "You know what?" "Let's make an exception." "What?" "You know what I mean?" "Oh, my God." "I can't believe this." "This is just so weird." "We just did that." "Just doing that... again." "It's our first time." "And it's so weird." "Do you want to try it some other time?" "No." "I mean, I know how we feel about each other." "I just don't want to be in a relationship." "I don't know if that's fair to you." "I mean, we're so different." "We were only going to be friends, right?" "Yeah." "Right." "Well, you want to hang out more?" "That would be nice." "I think that's a nice idea." "I'm not good at making friends, but I'm good at going on blind dates." "I know just the guy." "He's actually pretty cool, actually." "He might be a bit weird, but it's definitely not you." "No, not even close." "I'm going to put him on my speed-dating site." "Wow." "Thanks for seeing me off." "I'm looking forward to a very good time, and I hope you will be, too." "You bet." "I'll be there, and if I'm not..." "I'll be there." "I'm not looking to get the whole thing over with, though, so..." "I like you." "You're going to be fun." "You are." "It's nice to meet you." "You, too." "Thank you so much for this opportunity." "What are you doing?" "Why are you touching me?" "You really don't want to know." "Stop." "You'll just think I'm a sex addict." "All right." "What the fuck is this?" "No, no, no." "You're gonna do it." "This is..." "Please, stop." "Please!" "Don't do that." "Jesus." "Please." "That's..." "Don't do that." "You better get used to that." "You really don't want to do that." "God." "Wait." "Are you a cop?" "No, don't get me arrested." "Please!" "Please, just stop it." "Jesus, come on." "Please." "You're not a cop, are you?" "How come you know my name?" "Because you told me to call you Nick." "Jesus!" "Oh, God." "It's gonna be okay." "It's gonna be all right." "I know what I'm doing." "It's okay." "What do you think of that?" "What's your view?" "I know this place in the city, I can get you some work." "Get you a job, actually." "How's that sound?" "Sounds good." "But, uh, you have to come in." "I need to see your eyes." "And what's in it for me?" "I'm a little short on the whole friendship thing." "You're a friend." "That's all I need." "You'll be doing me a favor." "And, uh, I know someone who can help you keep doing favors." "I do have one more thing to